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HORSING AROUND

by Alfie

Q.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

A.

Because they always drop their needles.

Q.

Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?

A.

Because it had bad stable manners.

Q.

What's a horse's favorite sport?

A.

Stable tennis.

Q.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

A.

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Q.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A.

A little hoarse.

Q.

What do you give a sick horse?

A.

Cough stirrup.

Q.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A.

A neigh-bour

Q.

Where do horses go when they're sick?

A.

The horsepital.